What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-J W Pepper

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What is truer than that which is true?

Moonraker

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

A View to a Kill

What is the naughtiest fantasy that you've lived out?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

The Man with the Golden Gun

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why do people see porn pics when they can watch porn videos instead?

Dr No

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why does poop smell bad?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

From Russia With Love

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What toxic behavior has been normalized by society?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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Octopussy

Goldfinger

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!